130+Funny Thanksgiving Puns to Gobble Up & Share(2025)

Thanksgiving isn’t just about stuffing your face, it’s about stuffing your soul with laughter too! When you’re roasting a turkey, dodging awkward family dinner questions, or just chilling in stretchy pants, a good Thanksgiving pun is the secret sauce to making the holiday extra memorable.

From cranberry sass to gravy giggles, we’ve carved up the funniest holiday wordplay for your table. This post is packed with clever turkey jokes, smart harvest humor, and even a few cheeky bites for the grown-up table (after the kids run off with dessert).

So loosen that belt and get ready to gobble up some laughs cause when it comes to Thanksgiving puns, we don’t wattle around!

Family-Friendly Thanksgiving Jokes

• What do you call a turkey on the playground? A gobble hopper
  
• Why did the cranberry turn red? It saw the turkey dressing
  
• What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash
  
• Why did the mashed potatoes argue? They couldn’t handle the pressure
  
• What’s the stuffing’s favorite game? Hide and eat
  
• Why did the gravy get promoted? It always poured effort into its job
  
• What’s a turkey’s favorite music? Anything with drumsticks
  
• What’s a sweet potato’s motto? Keep it yam real
  
• What do you call a grateful vegetable? Thankful peas
  
• Why was the pie so confident? It knew it was the dessert of the table
  
• How do you make a turkey laugh? Give it a silly baste
  
• What do you call polite bread rolls? Well-bread
  
• Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert? It was already stuffed
  
• What do you call a thankful fruit? An a-peach-iator
  
• Why did the gravy boat take a nap? It was feeling saucy
  
• What’s a pie’s favorite workout? Core training
  
• What do cranberries say at dinner? We blend in just fine
  
• How do turkeys apologize? They say gobble-give-me
  
• Why did the table laugh? The puns were on point
  
• What’s a potato’s favorite holiday? Thanks-giving me seconds
  
• How do turkeys greet each other? Peck to meet you
  
• Why did the cornbread smile? It rose to the occasion
  
• What’s the oven’s favorite joke? Something well-done
  
• What do you call a chatty turkey? Talk-key
  
• Why did the kids love Thanksgiving? Because it’s pun-derful

Kids’ Thanksgiving Puns

• I’m all about that basic life, even in school!
  
• Why did the turkey sit in class? He wanted to learn how to gobble up knowledge!
  
• I told my pie a secret… Now it’s a whisper crust!
  
• I’m not yawning I’m just full of Thanksgiving joy!
  
• This turkey didn’t cross the road. He took the gravy train!
  
• I’m too stuffed to do my homework today!
  
• That cranberry sauce really knows how to jam!
  
• Don’t be so gravy, just roll with it!
  
• I’m feeling pumpkin-tastic today!
  
• This is the only day I can say, “I love you more than mashed potatoes!”
  
• You butter not skip the dinner rolls!
  
• I’m all ears… like a happy corn cob!
  
• Let’s make this holiday pie-lightful!
  
• I’m no chicken, I’m a cool turkey with swag!
  
• Don’t leave me alone, it’s Thanksgiving!
  
• I told the stuffing a joke… now it’s cracking up!
  
• You can’t squash my holiday spirit!
  
• Today’s forecast: 100% chance of pumpkin pie!
  
• I gave thanks… and got extra dessert!
  
• That drumstick really rocks!
  
• I’m thankful for snacks, naps, and not wearing jeans!
  
• This is how I roll right into the cranberry bowl!
  
• I’m having a gourd time!
  
• My brain is buttered, please ask later.
  
• I’m in my gobble mode today!

Thanksgiving Puns for Foodies

• I yam here for the sweet potatoes
  
• This gravy is the real MVP of the meal
  
• I don’t trust people who skip the cranberry sauce
  
• I only came for the pie, let’s be honest
  
• That stuffing deserves a round of applause
  
• I’m in a serious relationship with mashed potatoes
  
• Turkey is my love language
  
• I’d swipe right for cornbread
  
• Falling in love one bite at a time
  
• Keep calm and eat all the sides
  
• First I eat, then I nap, then I repeat
  
• This meal is everything I’ve ever wanted
  
• I’m the CEO of cleaning my plate
  
• Is it hot in here or is it the oven?
  
• My taste buds just gave a standing ovation
  
• That turkey just changed my life
  
• I’d marry this pumpkin pie if I could
  
• Let’s get this feast started
  
• No talkie before I have my gravy
  
• The only drama I want is between my fork and the plate
  
• A well-balanced diet is pie in both hands
  
• I came. I saw. I devoured
  
• Thanksgiving dinner is my Super Bowl
  
• I’m just here for the leftovers
  
• If loving food is wrong, I don’t want to be right

Cheeky Thanksgiving Puns for Adults

• Let’s get basted
  
• That turkey isn’t the only thing getting hot today
  
• Stuff me like it’s Thanksgiving dinner
  
• My pants gave up before I did
  
• I’m here for the pie and the bad decisions
  
• This gravy isn’t the only thing I’m pouring tonight
  
• You had me at carbs
  
• Gobble me, swallow me, drip gravy down the side of me
  
• I like my turkey how I like my humor — dark
  
• Let’s skip small talk and pass the wine
  
• Stuffing isn’t the only thing that’s getting spicy
  
• Do I smell pumpkin pie, or is that just temptation?
  
• I like my rolls buttered and my dates sweet
  
• That cranberry sauce has more jiggle than I do
  
• Thankful, blessed, and slightly tipsy
  
• I don’t need a wishbone to get lucky
  
• Turkey legs aren’t the only things showing off today
  
• Pass the whip cream, and no one gets hurt
  
• I’m here for the feast… and a little flirty banter
  
• Nothing says romance like leftovers
  
• I came for the food, stayed for the eye contact
  
• That look you gave me was hotter than the oven
  
• I’m not the only thing that’s stuffed
  
• The only thing rising faster than the bread is my heart rate
  
• Are we talking dessert, or am I the snack?

Corny Thanksgiving One-Liners

• I’m all about that baste life
  
• You butter believe it’s Thanksgiving
  
• Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
  
• Too much stuffing, not enough self-control
  
• Life’s gourd with pumpkin pie
  
• I yam what I yam
  
• My family brings the sides and the drama
  
• Leftovers are my love language
  
• I’m too full to function
  
• Turkey isn’t the only thing getting roasted today
  
• This feast is un-fork-gettable
  
• Current mood: extra gravy
  
• Thanksgiving calories don’t count
  
• Sweet as cranberry sauce, severe as burnt pie
  
• Let’s get this bread… and rolls… and pie
  
• Gobble like no one’s watching
  
• This holiday is stuffing my heart
  
• Pumpkin spice and no regrets
  
• Give thanks, then give me more food
  
• The only crunch I need is from the green beans
  
• It’s not a food baby, it’s a food adult
  
• Thanksgiving the only day sweatpants are formal wear
  
• More rolls than a bakery
  
• Pie before guys
  
• That was legen-dairy… but I’m lactose intolerant

Cute Thanksgiving Captions

• Full heart, fuller plate
  
• Feelin’ extra grateful today
  
• Small bites, big thanks
  
• Love at first side dish
  
• Thankful looks good on me
  
• Pass the cozy vibes
  
• My favorite season is feast mode
  
• Caught smiling with a fork in hand
  
• This is my pie face
  
• Too cute to eat last
  
• Gratitude is my secret ingredient
  
• Leaf me alone, I’m napping
  
• Snuggles and stuffing
  
• Happiness is homemade
  
• Found my happy place at the dinner table
  
• Sweater weather, better together
  
• Cuteness served hot
  
• Pies before guys
  
• Cozy, comfy, and covered in gravy
  
• Thanks with a side of sass
  
• Turkey kisses and cranberry wishes
  
• Cutest thing at the table? Still me
  
• Warm hugs and even warmer biscuits
  
• Smiles served fresh
  
• I came, I saw, I gobbled

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Thanksgiving Puns for Lovers

• You’re the pumpkin to my pie
  
• I’m thankful for you and your gravy skills
  
• You had me at “let’s skip the dishes”
  
• You’re my favorite side dish
  
• Let’s baste together forever
  
• We go together like turkey and stuffing
  
• You bring the rolls, I’ll bring the butter
  
• You’re the only snack I need this season
  
• Fallin’ for you harder than leaves
  
• Our love is oven-baked and well-seasoned
  
• You’re the sweet to my yam
  
• I’m whipped — just like the cream on your pie
  
• You make my heart rise like warm rolls
  
• Caught feelings and a full plate
  
• You’re the gravy to my everything
  
• Let’s get basted and cuddly
  
• You spice up my stuffing
  
• You had me blushing before dessert
  
• My favorite tradition is loving you
  
• Stuck on you like mashed potatoes on everything
  
• Let’s roast marshmallows and flirt a little
  
• You’ve got me warmer than the oven
  
• We’re better than seconds
  
• Love you more than leftovers
  
• You’re the turkey I never want to share

Thanksgiving Puns for Spouses

• You still butter my roll after all these years
  
• You’re my forever turkey date
  
• I fall for you every Thanksgiving
  
• We go together like mashed potatoes and gravy
  
• You’re the only side I’ll ever need
  
• Our love is stuffed full of memories
  
• You’re still the pumpkin of my pie
  
• I’d never trade our leftovers for anything
  
• Even the cranberries are jealous of our sweetness
  
• Life with you is always well-seasoned
  
• Our love is hotter than the oven
  
• Thankful to be stuck with you and the dishes
  
• Every day with you is a feast
  
• You’re the gravy on my wildest dreams
  
• You’re the reason I smile before the pie comes out
  
• I still get butterflies when you pass the rolls
  
• Let’s baste in love like it’s the first time
  
• You’re the toast of my table
  
• You spice up my stuffing and my life
  
• I still roast over you
  
• Even after all the chaos, you’re my favorite tradition
  
• With you, every Thanksgiving tastes better
  
• You’re the warm in my cranberry sauce
  
• You complete my cornbread heart
  
• You make my heart rise like fresh-baked biscuits

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Social Media Thanksgiving Puns

• Feelin’ extra gravy-ful today
  
• Caught in a serious relationship with stuffing
  
• This turkey just won the feed
  
• Full plate, full heart, no regrets
  
• Pumpkin spice and camera ready
  
• Gobble goals achieved
  
• Serving looks and leftovers
  
• All about that feast life
  
• If loving cranberries is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
  
• Let’s get basted, just a little
  
• You had me at mashed potatoes
  
• Carbs don’t count on camera
  
• Posting this before the food coma hits
  
• Thankful, blessed, and dressed for dinner
  
• Say pie to your new favorite post
  
• My feed needed more fall flavor
  
• This is what cozy season looks like
  
• Pass the pumpkin pie, then pass me the Wi-Fi
  
• No filter, just flaky crusts
  
• Captured before the gravy spill
  
• Living that leftover luxury
  
• Sweater weather, turkey better
  
• I came for the pics, stayed for the pecan pie
  
• Just me, my plate, and 73 forks
  
• When the outfit’s cute but the food’s cuter

Funny Thanksgiving Puns story

The Turkey That Tried to Escape the Oven

The oven door popped open mid-baste, and the turkey slid out like it had weekend plans.
We called it “The Great Gobble Getaway” — and still served it with pride.

When I Mistook Salt for Sugar in the Pumpkin Pie

One bite and everyone’s faces puckered like they’d licked a lemon.
We renamed it “Salted Pumpkin Surprise” and topped it with whipped apologies.

The Year the Gravy Boat Sank on the Table

The gravy boat tipped, soaked Aunt May’s centerpiece, and flooded the rolls.
We called it the “Gravy Tsunami” — and honestly, those rolls were better drenched.

That One Time We Had Pizza for Thanksgiving

The oven died, the turkey stayed frozen, so we called for extra cheese.
Turns out, nothing says gratitude like stuffed crust and laughter.

When My Uncle Tried to Deep-Fry a Frozen Turkey

The oil shot up like fireworks, and we nearly hosted dinner in the driveway.
Now we just let him handle the cranberry sauce — with supervision.

The Stuffing Disaster That Turned into a Family Joke

The stuffing burned so bad it looked like a charcoal brick.
We bronzed it and turned it into our official “Thanksgiving Trophy.”

When the Wi-Fi Went Out Before the Football Game

Everyone panicked like it was Y2K all over again.
But we ended up playing charades — and Grandpa crushed it.

The Awkward Toast That Turned into a Roast

Cousin Dan meant to say thanks… but listed everyone’s weird habits instead.
We laughed so hard we made it an annual tradition.

My Thanksgiving Outfit Didn’t Survive the Food Coma

I wore skinny jeans and ate like a linebacker.
By dessert, I was in pajama pants and living my best life.

When the Cat Jumped on the Dinner Table Mid-Prayer

It launched straight into the mashed potatoes like a furry torpedo.
We cleaned up, said “Amen,” and gave the cat a seat.

Conclusion

And that’s a wrap on this cornucopia of Thanksgiving puns, from turkey giggles to gravy-loaded groaners. I had an absolute blast whipping these up like a fluffy batch of mashed potatoes, and I truly hope they added a smile to your holiday season.

When you’re sharing these around the dinner table, posting them on social media, or just laughing alone with a slice of pumpkin pie, thank you for stopping by. I hope you feel happy, full, and pun-tastically entertained. If you loved this post, go ahead  pass it around like your favorite side dish!