Ole and Lena Jokes That’ll Crack You Up

When it comes to timeless humor, nothing quite beats the classic charm of Ole and Lena jokes. These quirky tales from the Scandinavian-American Midwest are packed with down-to-earth mischief, Nordic wit, and just enough cheek to make you grin like you’ve had one too many lefse rolls.

Whether you’re from Minnesota, married into a Lutheran family, or just someone who loves a clever punchline with a dash of pickled herring, this post is for you!

These jokes are part of a long-standing tradition that blends Scandinavian culture, family-friendly humor, and a playful take on love, marriage, and everyday life. We’ve gathered the freshest and funniest Ole and Lena puns, one-liners, and grown-up giggles — all written with personality, originality, and a big ol’ side of lutefisk-flavored laughter. So grab your coffee, settle in, and prepare for a smorgasbord of smart, silly, and slightly saucy jokes that’ll have you saying, “Uff da, that’s a good one!”

Let’s get giggling, ja?

Best Ole and Lena One-Liners

Ole said, “I started a diet yesterday.” Lena replied, “So did the fridge!”
Lena told Ole, “You snore like a tractor.” Ole said, “Then you should plow around me!”
“I fixed the sink,” said Ole. Lena said, “You made it worse!”
Ole asked, “Why do you talk to your plants?” Lena replied, “Because they listen better than you.”
Lena told Ole, “Your jokes are old.” He said, “So is our marriage, but you still laugh!”
“You never take me anywhere fancy,” Lena said. Ole replied, “We went to Walmart last week!”
“I can’t sleep,” said Ole. Lena replied, “That’s because your guilt’s louder than your snoring!”
Ole said, “I got a raise at work.” Lena replied, “So now we can afford the good pickles!”
“What’s for dinner?” asked Ole. Lena replied, “Leftovers and regret.”
“You forgot our anniversary!” Lena shouted. Ole said, “I was testing your memory!”
Ole said, “I joined a gym!” Lena asked, “Do they serve pie?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight?” asked Lena. Ole replied, “No, I waited till second sight!”
Ole bragged, “I fixed the car!” Lena said, “Then why are we walking?”
“You were snoring all night,” said Lena. Ole replied, “That’s how I keep burglars away!”
Ole said, “I bought a new hat.” Lena replied, “For what head?”
“You never compliment me anymore,” said Lena. Ole replied, “You haven’t upgraded!”
Lena said, “You’re stubborn!” Ole replied, “You married me twice!”
“Did you eat all the cookies?” asked Lena. Ole replied, “They were in danger!”
Ole told the doctor, “I feel invisible.” The doctor said, “Next!”
Lena said, “You’re always right, huh?” Ole replied, “Of course. It’s genetic.”
“Do you like my new dress?” asked Lena. Ole replied, “Do you like my silence?”
Ole said, “I got a tattoo!” Lena replied, “It better be my name or our Wi-Fi password!”
“You’ve changed,” said Lena. Ole replied, “That’s called growth!”
Ole asked, “Why do we argue so much?” Lena replied, “Because you’re so lovable when you’re wrong!”
Lena told Ole, “You’re my headache and my heart.”

Clean Ole and Lena Jokes for Families

Ole said, “I taught the kids to mow the lawn.” Lena replied, “You mean you hid the mower and watched!”
Lena asked, “Did you help the kids with homework?” Ole said, “I helped them Google it!”
“Grandpa, why are you always grumpy?” asked the kid. Ole replied, “I’m not grumpy, I’m Norwegian!”
Ole told the kids, “Eat your veggies!” Then he whispered to Lena, “I buried mine in the napkin.”
Lena said, “You should spend more time with the kids.” Ole replied, “I tried, but they outsmarted me!”
Ole said, “I gave our son life advice.” Lena replied, “You told him to marry rich!”
“Why is Dad in the garage?” asked the daughter. Lena said, “That’s his natural habitat!”
Ole told the kids, “Back in my day, we had no internet!” The kids gasped like it was a horror story.
“Why do we have to visit Grandma every Sunday?” asked the son. Ole replied, “Because we fear her!”
Lena said, “The kids cleaned their rooms!” Ole replied, “Check for signs of bribery.”
“I got a gold star in school!” said their daughter. Ole replied, “Now shoot for platinum!”
Ole told the kids, “If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough!”
“Why don’t you ever cook, Dad?” asked the boy. Ole said, “Because I care about your safety!”
Lena asked, “Did you help the kids with laundry?” Ole replied, “I taught them about shrinking sweaters!”
Ole said, “I gave the baby a bath!” Lena asked, “With or without the dog?”
“Why is Dad using a leaf blower indoors?” asked the kids. Lena said, “Because he’s a problem solver.”
Ole told the kids, “Homework builds character.” Then he ran off to watch TV.
Lena said, “We need more family time.” Ole replied, “Does group napping count?”
“Dad, what’s for dinner?” asked the daughter. Ole replied, “Something experimental!”
Ole asked the kids, “Want to go fishing?” They said, “Do we get Wi-Fi there?”
Lena said, “The kids need a bedtime story.” Ole replied, “Tell them about dial-up internet.”
“Why do we have to clean?” asked the son. Lena said, “So your grandma doesn’t faint!”
Ole told the kids, “If you get bored, organize my toolbox.” They’ve never been seen since.
Lena asked, “Where are the kids?” Ole replied, “Hiding from family game night.”
Ole said, “Family is everything.” Lena replied, “Then why do you nap through movie night?”

Funny Ole and Lena Jokes About Church

Ole said, “I slept like a baby during the sermon—cried once and needed a snack!“
Lena asked, “Why were you clapping during the hymn?” Ole said, “I thought it was karaoke!“
“You took communion twice!” said the pastor. Ole replied, “I was really forgiven that day!“
Lena whispered, “Stop snoring in church!” Ole said, “Tell the preacher to stop reading my bedtime story!“
“Why did you bring a fishing pole to church?” asked Lena. Ole said, “The pastor said we were fishers of men!“
Ole asked, “Is it a sin to nap in church?” Lena replied, “Only if you snore louder than the choir!“
“Did you donate to the offering?” asked Lena. Ole said, “Yes, I gave my last gum wrapper!“
Lena said, “You wore your pajama pants to church!” Ole replied, “I thought it was casual Sunday!“
“You took the church bulletin home?” asked Lena. Ole said, “I thought it was a coupon!“
Ole asked the pastor, “Do I tithe before or after taxes?” The pastor said, “Before sin!“
“Why are you clapping off beat?” asked Lena. Ole said, “I’m syncing with my heart rhythm!“
Lena said, “You fell asleep during the prayer!” Ole replied, “God told me to rest!“
“You sang the wrong hymn!” said the choir director. Ole replied, “I was freestyling!“
Ole said, “The sermon was long.” Lena replied, “So was your grocery list!“
“Why do you sit in the back?” asked the usher. Ole said, “Easier to escape!“
Lena said, “Church is for the soul!” Ole replied, “Then mine needs donuts too!“
“You put ketchup packets in the offering?” asked Lena. Ole said, “It’s all I had from the diner!“
Ole said, “They passed the collection plate.” Lena replied, “That wasn’t your cue to leave!“
“Why do you hum during the prayer?” asked Lena. Ole said, “I’m keeping the Wi-Fi signal strong!“
Lena told Ole, “Stop checking your watch!” He said, “I’m timing my sins!“
“You wore mismatched shoes to church!” said Lena. Ole replied, “I’m humbling myself!“
Ole said, “The pastor preached for an hour.” Lena replied, “You only heard the first 10 minutes!“
“Did you just say Amen early?” asked Lena. Ole replied, “I thought he was wrapping up!“
Lena asked, “Why do you keep sneezing?” Ole said, “I’m allergic to long sermons!“
“You brought snacks to church?” asked Lena. Ole said, “I call it holy trail mix!“

Short Ole and Lena Puns for Greeting Cards

Ole said, “You’re the butter to my lefse, Lena!“
Lena wrote, “You’re my favorite kind of lutefisk—rare and sweet!“
Ole said, “I’d shovel snow just to see your smile.“
Lena replied, “You warm my mittens, Ole!“
Ole said, “You’re the syrup on my waffles—sticky and sweet!“
Lena wrote, “You’re my Valentine, even when you snore.“
Ole said, “You’re cuter than a cow in a sweater.“
Lena said, “You make my heart dance like a polka!“
Ole said, “I’d build a sauna just for us two.“
Lena wrote, “You’re the meatball in my hotdish.“
Ole said, “You’re my sunshine—even in Minnesota winters!“
Lena said, “You bring more joy than Bingo night.“
Ole wrote, “You’re the cream in my coffee—except stronger!“
Lena said, “You had me at ‘Uff da!’“
Ole said, “You’re my favorite snowflake, even when you melt.“
Lena wrote, “Together, we’re better than lefse and jam!“
Ole said, “You stole my heart—right from the ice-fishing hut!“
Lena replied, “You’re the hot cocoa to my chilly day.“
Ole said, “You’re the only one I’d split my donut with.“
Lena said, “You’re my forever Valentine—and my ride to church!“
Ole wrote, “I love you more than lutefisk (and that’s saying something)!“
Lena said, “You’re the frost on my windshield—and the warmth in my heart.“
Ole said, “You’re my cozy flannel on a February morning.“
Lena wrote, “You’re the best part of my small town life.“
Ole said, “You’re the reason I still do the chicken dance at weddings!“

Classic Ole and Lena Farm Jokes

Ole tried to milk the bull. Lena said, “No wonder we’re outta cream!”
Lena asked, “Ole, did you plant the corn?” Ole said, “I prayed for it in instead.”
Ole bought a cow that wouldn’t moo—Lena said, “That’s just a moo-te point.”
Lena asked why Ole was chasing the chicken. He said, “It owes me eggs!”
Ole put sunglasses on the tractor so it could be a little cooler.
Lena found Ole in the barn talking to the pigs. He said, “They listen better than you.”
Ole named his rooster “alarm clock.” Lena said, “At least he’s reliable.”
Ole fixed the barn roof with duct tape. Lena said, “That’ll hold ‘til spring—or not.”
Lena saw Ole hugging a hay bale. He said, “It gives better cuddles than you.”
Ole said his tractor was depressed. Lena replied, “Probably from working with you.”
Ole and Lena’s cow stopped giving milk. Turned out Ole was milking the steer again.
Ole taught the pigs yoga. Lena said, “Now they hog the mats!”
Lena caught Ole wearing the scarecrow’s hat. “It fits my head—and my IQ,” he said.
Ole painted the barn with ketchup. “It’s organic,” he claimed.
Ole said the goats are nicer than the neighbors. Lena agreed.
Lena told Ole to feed the chickens. He tossed them popcorn.
Ole tried to ride the cow to church. It went south—literally.
Lena asked if Ole watered the plants. He said, “I gave ‘em coffee!”
Ole called the cow “Elsa.” Lena said, “Let it go, Ole.”
Ole bought a talking duck. Lena said, “Finally, someone smarter than you on the farm.”
Ole invited the sheep to game night. “They’re good at following rules,” he said.
Lena said the pigs were cleaner than Ole’s socks. He agreed.
Ole taught the cows to moonwalk. Lena said, “At least they’re moving now.”
Lena yelled, “Ole, where’s the plow?” He said, “Check under the sofa.”
Ole told the horse a joke. It neighed. He called it a win.

Fishing Ole and Lena Jokes

Ole said he prays while fishing. Lena replied, “That’s because it’s the only time you’re quiet.”
Lena asked if Ole caught anything. “Yep,” he said, “a sunburn and bad luck.”
Ole brought a TV fishing show to the lake for “professional guidance.”
Lena asked what bait he used. “Leftover meatballs,” Ole grinned. “Fish love tradition.”
Ole yelled, “Fish on!” and fell in. Lena said, “More like fool overboard.”
Lena said, “Why is your bucket empty?” Ole said, “I practice catch and release—without the catch.”
Ole called the worm his fishing partner. Lena said, “That explains the conversation level.”
Ole brought a couch to the dock. Said he needed “emotional support seating.”
Lena saw a fish jump and Ole scream. “I thought it was a water demon!”
Ole said he caught a fish “this big!” Lena said, “You caught a weed.”
Lena asked if he prayed for fish. “Nah, I bribed ‘em with lefse.”
Ole brought binoculars to find fish “spiritually.”
Ole caught a shoe and asked if it was a sign to walk on water.
Lena said, “Stop bringing fish home; we have a fridge, not an aquarium.”
Ole asked the fish if it wanted to be dinner. It swam away laughing.
Lena told him to use bait, not jokes. “That’s why the fish flee,” she said.
Ole said he doesn’t need fish to fish—just peace and a place to nap.
Ole named the lake “No-Luck Lagoon.”
Lena asked why he wore church clothes fishing. “I need divine luck.”
Ole brought his passport—just in case he caught an international fish.
Lena found a fish flopping in the boat. Ole said, “That’s how I dance, too.”
Ole posted a fish selfie with a caption: “Tinder catch of the day.”
Ole asked Lena to bless his fishing pole.
Lena said the only thing he’s hooked is his pants to the anchor.
Ole said fish ignore him like the neighbors.

Lena and Ole Jokes About Marriage

Ole said, “Marriage is give and take. Lena gives, I take… instructions.”
Lena told Ole, “You never listen!” Ole replied, “Thanks, I’ll have the meatloaf.”
Ole bought Lena flowers. She asked, “What did you break this time?”
Lena said, “I married you for better or worse… not for every single day.”
Ole said their love is eternal—just like Lena’s to-do list.
Lena told the pastor, “We’ve had 30 years of bliss… out of 40.”
Ole tried to surprise Lena with breakfast. The fire department was not amused.
Lena said, “You forgot our anniversary!” Ole said, “No, I just remembered it wrong.”
Ole told Lena, “Let’s never go to bed angry.” She said, “That’s why you sleep on the couch.”
Lena said, “I wanted a handyman.” Ole said, “Well, I handed you a man.”
Ole said Lena finishes his sentences. Lena said, “Because you say foolish things.”
Lena asked, “What’s romantic to you?” Ole said, “Watching the weather together.”
Ole called it “Date Night.” Lena called it “Don’t embarrass me in public night.”
Lena told Ole, “You’re lucky to have me.” Ole said, “That’s what my insurance says.”
Ole gave Lena a necklace made of duct tape. She said, “Symbolic of our bond.”
Lena said Ole’s love language is naps.
Ole asked Lena what she wanted for Valentine’s. She said, “A mute button.”
Ole said, “We have a balanced marriage—she talks, I nod.”
Lena said, “When Ole says ‘yes dear,’ he means ‘I already forgot.’”
Ole said their love story is epic—like a sitcom with no ending.
Lena gave Ole a marriage quiz. He failed—again.
Ole bought matching shirts. Lena said, “I’m not matching a man who wears socks with sandals.”
Lena said, “Ole’s romantic. He put his name on the leftovers.”
Ole wanted to renew vows. Lena said, “Let’s review them first.”
Lena told Ole, “You complete me.” Ole said, “Then why are you always fixing me?”

Ole and Lena Jokes Honeymoon

Ole booked a room with one bed and two snacks. Lena said, “Only one of those was smart.”
Lena said the honeymoon was magical—Ole disappeared during sightseeing.
Ole thought “all-inclusive” meant all meals, all naps, no talking.
Lena wanted a beach. Ole booked a frozen lake.
Ole wore socks to the hot tub. Lena said, “We’re not in Minnesota anymore!”
Ole packed fishing gear. Lena packed lingerie. Neither caught anything.
Lena said, “The only thing spicy was my sunburn.”
Ole said, “We had a candlelit dinner.” Lena said, “Because you blew the power.”
Ole tried to serenade Lena. The guitar broke. So did the mood.
Lena got seasick. Ole said, “It’s the romance rockin’ ya.”
Ole said the honeymoon suite had a view. Lena said, “Of the janitor’s closet.”
Ole mistook the hotel spa for a buffet. They exfoliated him with bacon bits.
Lena wanted adventure. Ole got lost and called it “intentional exploring.”
Ole booked a boat tour. Lena asked, “Does this come with insurance?”
Lena brought a romantic playlist. Ole brought his polka mix.
Ole thought “romance package” meant extra pillows.
Lena said Ole tried to impress her by swimming—like a rock.
Ole said, “Our love’s like a passport—hard to understand and often misplaced.”
Lena told the hotel it was their honeymoon. They upgraded Ole to the couch.
Ole called room service and asked for lefse. They sent security.
Ole said the honeymoon taught him Lena’s snore has “musical range.”
Lena said their honeymoon photos look like a blooper reel.
Ole bought a souvenir that said “Just Married.” Lena bought aspirin.
Lena said, “If this is the start, I can’t wait for the sitcom sequel.”
Ole said, “I loved every moment.” Lena said, “Then you slept through most of it.”

Short Ole and Lena Jokes

Ole said, “I run faster after coffee.” Lena said, “So do your words!”
Lena asked, “Did you fix the sink?” Ole replied, “Yep, with chewing gum.”
Ole bought a GPS, but still calls Lena to ask for directions.
Lena told Ole, “You snore louder than my alarm.” Ole said, “Then I’m useful!”
Ole tried yoga once. He fell asleep mid-pose.
Lena said, “That shirt’s too loud.” Ole said, “I like clothes that shout.”
Ole’s idea of salad? Ketchup on his hot dog.
Lena asked, “What’s for dinner?” Ole said, ‘Surprise. It’s burnt again.’
Ole thinks Wi-Fi is a type of pie.
Lena yelled, “Did you mop?” Ole said, “Yup, with socks on!”
Ole’s new exercise routine? Lifting doughnuts.
Lena said, “I want a romantic walk.” Ole replied, “To the fridge?”
Ole tried texting Lena, but typed everything into the calculator.
Lena made a smoothie, Ole asked where the bacon was.
Ole asked Siri, “How to cook steak?” Siri said, “Call Lena.”
Lena told Ole, “You forgot my birthday again.” Ole said, “I saved money!”
Ole bought flowers. For himself. He forgot who needed them.
Lena bought Ole new shoes. He said, “They feel too new.”
Ole uses a toaster to warm socks.
Lena: “Why is the blender smoking?” Ole: “It’s making hot sauce.”
Ole’s bedtime story? Watching the washing machine spin.
Lena whispered, “Say something sweet.” Ole said, “Maple syrup.”
Ole opened a can with a hammer.
Lena said, “Let’s take a selfie.” Ole brought out the mirror.
Ole thinks ‘Google’ is a farm tool.

Best Ole and Lena Jokes

Ole said, “Lena, I fixed the leak!” Water now comes from the light bulb.
Lena asked, “Where’s the baby?” Ole said, “He’s charging in the crib.”
Ole told the waiter, “Make it rare.” The waiter brought air.
Lena took Ole fishing. He brought a fork.
Ole entered a spelling bee. He spelled ‘bee.’
Lena bought a plant. Ole watered the fake one.
Ole’s job interview went well—he napped during the questions.
Lena said the soup needed salt. Ole added sugar.
Ole got a smart watch. It keeps reminding him he’s foolish
Lena ran a 5K. Ole asked, “How many donuts is that?”
Ole tried meditation. He fell asleep snoring.
Ole calls leftovers ‘tomorrow food.’
Lena said, “Make yourself useful.” Ole sat quietly.
Ole’s morning workout? Yelling at the coffee maker.
Lena bought new perfume. Ole asked if it was bug spray.
Ole washed the dishes with shampoo.
Lena asked, “What’s for dinner?” Ole said, “Microwave surprise!”
Ole wore two different shoes to church.
Lena said, “You’re late.” Ole said, “I was early yesterday.”
Ole made toast. He used the iron.
Lena bought a candle. Ole tried eating it.
Ole uses duct tape as a bookmark.
Lena said, “Let’s go out.” Ole grabbed the trash bag.
Ole thinks Bluetooth is a dental problem.
Lena told Ole, “Get out!” He asked, “Where are we going?”

Ole and Lena Jokes for Adults

Lena said, “I want excitement.” Ole turned on the blender.
Ole brought a plunger to the bedroom.
Lena whispered, “You know what I want?” Ole said, “Is it food?”
Ole tried role-play. He dressed up as a remote.
Lena said, “You never surprise me.” Ole showed up naked… wearing socks.
Ole calls their bedroom “the snore zone.”
Lena said, “Talk dirty.” Ole replied, “Mud… manure… mildew.”
Ole bought whipped cream. He used it on pancakes only.
Lena wore new perfume. Ole sneezed for 10 minutes.
Ole asked if “Netflix and chill” means ice cream.
Lena said, “Let’s spice things up.” Ole brought paprika.
Ole thinks seduction starts with cleaning the garage.
Lena bought silky sheets. Ole slid off the bed.
Ole tried to pole dance. The pole fell.
Lena said, “Be bold.” Ole wore leopard print… on his head.
Ole says his love language is snacking together.
Lena said, “I have a fantasy.” Ole said, “Me too—sleeping uninterrupted.”
Ole brought wine to the bedroom. It spilled on the dog.
Lena wore heels. Ole got a nosebleed from looking up.
Ole got a tattoo that says ‘Lena Rules.’
Lena said, “You’re romantic once a year.” Ole said, “I’m consistent!”
Ole brought chocolate. It was half-eaten.
Lena whispered, “I’m in the mood.” Ole turned on football.
Ole said, “Let’s role-play plumber.” Lena said, “Only if you fix the sink.”
Ole asked if lingerie was machine washable.

Dirty Ole and Lena Jokes

Lena said, “Let’s shower together.” Ole brought the hose.
Ole winked and said, “I cleaned under the bed… myself.”
Lena whispered, “You’re hot.” Ole said, “I forgot deodorant.”
Ole tried to do laundry. He washed only the lace.
Lena wore red lipstick. Ole said, “Is that ketchup?”
Ole said, “I’m in the mood.” Lena said, “For a nap?”
Lena got new pajamas. Ole asked, “Do they come off?”
Ole said, “Let’s do something wild.” Lena said, “Fold laundry naked?”
Ole calls it romance. Lena calls it clumsy.
Lena asked, “Do you love me?” Ole said, “After coffee, sure.”
Ole used whipped cream… and it melted on the radiator.
Lena wore fishnets. Ole brought a rod.
Ole said, “Let’s spice things up.” Lena said, “Try seasoning the chicken.”
Lena said, “I’m in the tub.” Ole said, “Save me room!”
Ole thinks role play means pretending he’s awake.
Lena asked, “Can you be gentle?” Ole said, “I’ll wear mittens.”
Ole said, “Want to wrestle?” Lena said, “Only if I win.”
Lena said, “Say something dirty.” Ole replied, “Laundry pile!”
Ole turned the lights off. Lena tripped over the dog.
Ole said, “Let’s recreate our honeymoon.” Lena said, “I want a refund.”
Ole tried body oil. Slipped and broke the lamp.
Lena whispered, “Let’s play doctor.” Ole said, “Call 911 just in case.”
Ole said, “I brought toys.” Lena said, “Where’s the receipt?”
Lena said, “Talk sexy.” Ole said, “Gravy… biscuits… lasagna.”
Ole wore cologne. Lena asked, “What died?”

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Funny Ole and Lena Jokes and Puns Stories

The Tux Switch-Up

Ole wore the best man’s tux by mistake—two sizes too small. Lena whispered, “Nothing says romance like a tight fit!”

Aisle Be Back

The flower girl tripped and tossed petals like confetti grenades. Lena clapped and said, “Now that’s a grand entrance!”

Cake Catastrophe

The wedding cake toppled onto Ole’s dress shoes. He said, “Guess I’m getting dessert with a side of leather!”

The Polka Panic

The DJ played polka instead of their slow song. Ole twirled Lena and shouted, “Let’s bratwurst and roll!”

Windy Veil Woes

A gust of wind sent Lena’s veil onto the church roof. Ole looked up and said, “There goes our bridal upgrade!”

Bouquet Blunder

Lena’s bouquet hit the pastor instead of a bridesmaid. He smiled and said, “Looks like I’m next for true love!”

Vows on a Loop

Ole forgot his vows and just kept saying, “I do.” Lena grinned, “Well, at least he’s sure about it!”

Kiss Confusion

Ole kissed the maid of honor by mistake. Lena shouted, “Wrong lips, but right church!”

Cowbell Chaos

A guest’s phone rang with a loud cowbell ringtone. Lena laughed, “Ole’s got barnyard taste in music!”

The Ring Fling

Ole dropped the ring and dove under the pew. He yelled, “This is what I call commitment hunting!”

Conculsion

I had a blast putting together these Ole and Lena jokes, and I truly hope they brought a big smile to your face! From their quirky Midwestern humor to those timeless marriage puns, these two always know how to lighten the mood.

Whether you’re laughing over coffee or sharing a joke with friends, I hope this post added a little joy to your day. Life’s too short not to laugh like Ole after a third helping of lutefisk! Thanks for reading, and don’t forget to check out more funny stories and puns on the blog. Skål, friend!

Ash